Takepon Got Run Over By The Black Cow*Takepon got run over by The Black Cow Walking to his R on Christmas Eve You can say there's no White Comet of Akagi But as for me and Keipi, we believe He had sniffed too much high-octane Shinpon begged him not to go But Takepon ran out of ciggies So he staggered to his R through the snow When we found him Christmas morning At the scene of the attack He had rose petals on his privates And "Ryousuke's Uke" tattooed on his ass *chorus Now we're all so proud of Shinpon He's been taking this so well See him there nudging some bumpers And challenging poor muppets to gumtape death matches It's not Christmas without Takepon All the fans are dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Did they use WD-40 or something else? Something else! *chorus Now the Spoons are on the table And the tofu's delivered by Bunta (AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! O_O) And the black and silver candles That would have matched the undies on Takepon's ass I've warned all the Gunma racers Better watch out for yourselves They should never give a license To a man who drives an FC And gives roses to *coughcoughcough* *chorus Sing it, Shinpon! *chorus ~Kourin~ geocities.com/kourin BACK TO JUNK |