Q: How many Night Kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to screw it in and one to kick the chair he's standing on.


Q: How many Speed Stars does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Four. One to screw it in, but falls down from the chair and injures his neck, one to replace him but later chickens out and is replaced by another who doesn't even know what a lightbulb is, who is then given a good whack on the head by the fourth.


Q: How many Impact Blues does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. One is about to change it, but the Speed Star who fell down from the chair and injured his neck rushes over to do it for her.

(by Kourin)


Q: How many Red Suns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to give a technical explanation on the lightbulb and the various techniques for screwing it in the socket, one to actually change the lightbulb, and one to look admiringly at the one changing the lightbulb. The one changing the lightbulb has no idea what the first one is saying.


Q: How many S.S.Rs does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to borrow money from his girlfriend to buy the lightbulb.


Q: How many Fujiwaras does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to screw it in and one to bribe him with a full tank of fuel to do it.


Q: How many Emperors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Ten. One to screw it in and nine to challenge every single team in Gunma to get one.


Q: How many Toudoujukus does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to call his friend for advice, (namely the) one to actually screw it in, and one to hover in the background, smiling creepily. o_o