Raimu Batoru Challenge

A challenge that popped on the BBS - make some (admittedly bad) rhymes about the Initial D characters. ^^;; The winner of the challenge is cys - please don't throw rotten vegetables at her. ^.~

Warning: some spoilers up ahead.

by hase  

and there was a bishy named Ryoupon
who typed away at his laptop as we see now
he's oblivious to the fact his fans sniggered
over the way he sang 'Feel the Black Cow'


and for the useless girl Mogi
who is fond of Fujiwara Takumi
surprised she liked at him at first
too bad he's just clueless
of her 'extra-curricular activity'


Tachibana Yuuichi had to do it
followed Takumi around, the old twit
calls Bunta and tells him
where Takumi's been racing
well then who gives a shit?!


oh Shinpon! oh Dangerous Red!
the naughty thoughts you put in my head
you may be a tad rather weasely
but to me you're still a cutie
no wonder Takepon wants you in bed


Takepi Takepi won't you answer the phone
please oh please don't leave me alone
I'm bored and lonely
will you please call me
or shall I come over
I'll lie to my brother
I'll say I'm out to get an ice-cream cone


oh Kenta, can't you see?
that orange car, admit it - it's silly
Keisuke's blinded by the colour
no matter what you try - don't bother!
he won't get the hint you ninny!


there was a GT-R driver from Kanagawa
whose name was Eikichi Shimamura
he's a character in a drama CD
(along with some guy called Kouji)
and he raced with the Kuroi Inatzuma


oh the boys from Tochigi
in their Lan Evos - how pretty!
Kyoichi Sudo in black
Seiji following at the back
now only if they were into rally!


MX-5 driver from Tochigi
Tooru's the name, and he's such a cutie
and from his girl Nao
some money did he borrow
he lost, but there's always Shinichi!

by sami-pi  

Takahashi Keisuke was in a bit of bind,
he glanced about his room like he'd lost his mind,
tossing a bucket seat clear across the room
he had half a mind to actually take up a broom
for you see, his car keys he desperately needed to find.


Dear dear "gayish tea sipping Ryoupon," (sic Wingy)
Never was a man more misunderstood, (sic Claire)
All he ever wanted was a chair to perch upon,
and a good cup of Earl Grey if you would...

Dear dear "gayish tea sipping Ryoupon," (sic Wingy)
Never was a man more misunderstood, (sic Claire)
Crossing his legs on every chair he sat upon,
was a cover for a Kei-induced woody.


Yuuichi
erojiji...
following Takumi he was not,
Takahashi Kyodai no fans, are what he sought!
screaming and running at the sight of an FC or FD
they pressed Yuuichi in a knot of hot young bodies...

by cys  

There once was a boy from Myougi,
who drove a bad-ass car, y'see,
but he got himself into a fix,
'cause he couldn't figure out who to lick,
and that made all the fangirls go crazy.


There once was a rat bastard from Myougi,
who liked to make people yell, "OH SHIIIIIIIT!"
when he pushed their cars over the rail,
but he'd just laugh and yell,
"I told you to get the fuck outta my way!"


Oh, Takepon,
Oh, Takepon,
how sweet are your blushes!
The red that spreads,
across your cheeks,
the hentai feelings,
that it wreaks...
Oh, Takepon,
Oh, Takepon,
how sweet are your blushes!


Takeshi'n Shingo sitting inna tree,
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
first comes some head,
then whatever else goes on inna bed,
and ain't it a shame they can't get married?


There was a certain boy named Kenji,
and no one could figure out what he did,
since almost every day,
he would find some sort of way,
to go visit his friend, Iketani.


There were these two brothers from Akagi,
who both drove RX-7s like loonies,
and they were quite the lookers,
they were sometimes mistaken as hookers,
but that's alright, 'cause we can still ogle'm!


Why oh why must you always send rosies?
Don't you realize it makes you look gayer'n posies?
So, Ryoupon my dear,
if you want it made clear,
on just who you like best,
bend that someone over the hood of your FC.


Of all the racers in Gunma,
the one most underrated is Kenta,
he's got a huge crush,
just the thought of him can make the boy blush,
too bad FD-boy is as oblivious as a pinto!


There were these two girls from Usui,
who drove a dark blue Sil-Eighty,
and no boy could they find,
that really wouldn't mind,
that they drove better than he did!


There once was a boy from Chichibu,
who drove a suped-up hachi-roku,
and he drove really fast,
but it couldn't last,
'cause he challenged the newly modified '86 of Taku!


Well, then, let's not forget our girl Kazumi,
'cause Itsuki thought she was a pretty sweet honey,
too bad he couldn't tell her how he felt,
before the pony-tailed girl left,
but that's a good thing 'cause Wataru would've kicked his poor hiney!


There once was a boy who drove an MR2,
the mid-line car was very coo',
in fact his dad used to race,
the dad of the one with the blank face,
and so he felt he had something to prove.


There once was a boy who drove a yellow Civic,
which isn't really a good color to pick,
but he didn't do it for spite,
so I guess it's alright,
but now I gotta wait to see who wins it!

by claire  

far off in a place called Usui
there lived 2 girls...
one called Mako, the other Sayuki
(and, oh, let's not forget their blue Sil-Eighty)
anyway, one day they met 2 Night Kids from Myougi
the first named Shingo, the second Takeshi
and although they were opposites,they got along you see
cos the girls liked cats and the guys didn't mind Iketani
and if you're wondering,no there's not point in this rhyme really...
I guess I just wanted to do one on these people maybe?


I think I'll do one on Itsuki
although I know he's not very funny
but you have to admit, he made the covers
although his lips look like petals of some strange flowers
well, I just wanna say that I really don't like
this flower lip kid, even if he could drive!


another weird case was Bunta Fujiwara
who happens to be Takumi's father
I think the guy has supernatural power
cos he could go around without opening his eyes whatsoever


Kazumi, Kazumi
such a sweet girl was she
though not much brains I must note
for no one could figure out what she saw in Itsuki?

by xiola  

There was once a cute brat with messy hair,
who was rich and had a cute brother (no fair!),
he looks awfully cute eh,
when he dresses as an uke,
(*wonders whether that includes frilly underwear*).



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